(person on toilet, cradling phone between shoulder and ear, while working on a computer) Define 'workaholic'.
(student in a 'Social Web for Marketers' class) How about if I deceive people transparently, authentically and passionately?
(customer in a store) I have a nagging inner voice that says I'm trying to fill a profound spiritual void by buying more technology. Do you have a device that can shut that voice up?
(lawyer to accused) To quote further from people's exhibit A, your Twitter feed: '@holdupguy I'm in the getaway vehicle with the money and hostages. Where R U?'
(stunned-looking web developer) I sense a great disturbance in the web development community, as if millions of voices cried out in terror. I fear somebody's released yet another frigging browser.
(Grave marker for the tag cloud, where the epitaph is itself a tag cloud)
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(presenter in a meeting) As this next slide demonstrates, the ROI of setting fire to your money isn't quite as favorable as blowing it all at the track, but still outperforms building a Flash intro pa
(party-goer to a friend, observing a group of guests) Good luck getting a word in edgewise... they're all Knol experts.
(One paleontologist to another, at a dig) At last, the fossil evidence to support our theory! The dinosaurs died off because their cloud computing platform collapsed!
(one partner to another, looking at an empty office) I don't understand how we could go bankrupt when we had such a kick-ass favicon.
