(woman to friend, walking past store with multiple Friend Us signs in the window) Yeah, that's just what I look for in a brand: clingy and emotionally needy.
(woman holding mobile phone, to couple in wedding outfits) And so, by the power vested in me as Foursquare Mayor of this coffee shop, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
(minister at a wedding ceremony, while the bride and groom type on their mobile devices) We will now pause while the bride and groom share their vows with their tweeps.
(mother to disappointed daughter) No, kiddo, it's not an iPhone. But there would be plenty of kids - and at least one president-elect - who would be thrilled to get a Blackberry like that.