(one woman holding a telephone speaks to another woman, who is looking under a chair) It's Google. They say you left your keys in the left-hand pocket of your other pants.
(boss to employees) Owing to the economic climate, we've rejigged our compensation structure. Henceforth, you'll be paid entirely in link love and Google juice.
Google Reader, our newsreader of choice here at Social Signal (hunter-destroyer droids constantly prowl the premises, looking for holdouts still using Bloglines... there's one now! KABOOM!)...
(stunned-looking web developer) I sense a great disturbance in the web development community, as if millions of voices cried out in terror. I fear somebody's released yet another frigging browser.
I just discovered that Google Docs finally work in the Safari web browser. (Up until now, Mac users had to access their Google Docs via Safari.) I think we may have the iPhone to thank for this; all those iPhone users wanted mobile access to their documents! I wonder what else the iPhone will finally bring to the Mac platform.