dogs

Rabies. It's the only explanation.

Rabies. It's the only explanation.(mother to sobbing child) I'm sorry, honey, but Scraps was very sick and had started attacking people viciously for no reason. We had to put him down before he became a commenter on Digg.
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Your friend just sniffed you! Sniff back? (y/n)

Your friend just sniffed you! Sniff back? (y/n)(one dog to another, while using a laptop) How the hell does Facebook know I'm a dog?
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Oh, god, my leg! MY LEG!

Oh, god, my leg! MY LEG!(girl to friend, standing in front of gigantic red dog) The real reason we had to leave the city is that he humps anything that moves.
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